Brown will get extradited to China over this bullying shit.
Cameron will bottle it and get caught trying to flee wearing a false moustache and carrying an old suitcase full of ladies' underwear.
Boris will see this as his chance and "form-up" in the manner of the Power Rangers to become over three hundred feet tall. He'll stride down the wider streets of London saying, in his booming giant's voice, "Who would dare not vote for me?"
In the end no one votes for him and he'll skulk off out to sea grumbling.
At this point Brown will return having grown a big horrible beard because he's been tortured. He's just in time to stop the nuclear bomb!
Everybody throws a big party for Brown.
