Glib Bullshit

A sense of humour is to women what democracy is to neoconservatives. While women may say that they like a man with a sense of humour, what they really mean is that in a choice between Brad Pitt and Brad Pitt with a sense of humour they would choose Brad Pitt with a sense of humour. While neoconservatives say that they value democracy and want to spread it all over the world, what they really mean is in a choice between oil from Saudi Arabia and oil from a democratic Saudi Arabia they would choose oil from a democratic Saudi Arabia.

Thus, despite their claims to the contrary, women apply a strategy of Kissingerian realpolitik to their love lives and neoconservatives go for hunks.

Merry Christmas!

What is your Purpose Target?

During the course of my research today I came across this diagram. First class nonsense from the Scottish Government. In context here.

Also, Serafinowicz. He is funny and for some reason and I never have any trouble spelling his name even though it looks like the sort of name that it would be hard to spell.

Enjoying Twitter far too much. If you follow both Limmy and Stephen Fry you get this kind of shit happening...