Thock, Conservative

This is a rough version of my proposed new advert for the Conservative party. I originally had this idea two years ago.

Ideally, I would like the there to be a sound of cricket ball against cricket bat (to give that familiar 'thock', so redolent of Tory values) rather than the wicket sound that we have at the moment. Also, I think that it would be better without the commentators at the end and more prolonged, polite applause.

If anyone knows where I can find such sounds I would be very grateful if they told me.

Please let me know your thoughts.