Not Writing Anything

Since my first few posts, which I like to think form a sort of trilogy, I haven't published anything for a while. I have written a few things but I don't know if I want to put them up yet. One of them has a good title: "A Burning Yearning to Learn". That title came from a Doris Day song called Teacher's Pet. The trouble was that the article wasn't very funny and my readers demand that I be very very funny all of the time. The other thing I have started writing is full of dubious social and cultural history that came from my head. It also has a picture in it, which is something of a technological leap for this blog.

I've been making sorties into fiction as well. One of these is quite unpublishably horrible so you won't be seeing that here. And I've constructed an outline for a screenplay/novel that features love, betrayal, time travel and easy listening classics that would ideally star a young Bill Murray, Amy Adams and myself.

Never fear, I will at some point put up another proper article or post or blog or whatever you're supposed to call these. I have become quite bored with the affected vitriol of my earlier posts so I might not write like that again. Anyway, that's the end of this shameless "gawd I'd better write something on this shitting site before I'm unregistered" post.